Will the Army now consider gerbils as part of basic issue?

**Chet Doogs** · #1 12-24-2010, 09:54 PM

I would like to now join the Army and was wondering about benefits. I wonder how certain medical issues will be resolved like maybe anal reconstruction and botox? Please no mean posts, I respect your life choice please respect mine.

Thanx Doogs
Sorry Scott, glad to know you are an expert on Gerbils and my life style, I will gladly add you bud

**Lenny The Strawman** · #2 12-25-2010, 08:50 AM

Richard Gere is still prohibited from serving in the armed forces. Please write your representative, so that we can end the discrimination.

**scott b** · #3 12-25-2010, 04:28 PM

The fact that you think gay people are associated with Gerbils just shows what an ignorant putz you are.

**Annie** · #4 12-25-2010, 05:56 PM

no it is the new age military the new issue is little chihuahua's and cell phones.

**Andrew James** · #5 12-26-2010, 02:38 PM

I expect that the Army wont even take you unless you've at least had one x-ray to prove that you've had nothing less than a toy car stuck into your *ss, prior to application.